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Twitter, Tuesday 推特，星期二
Latest Sports News ✔️ @newsdaily_sports
最新体育新闻 ✔️ @newsdaily_sports
BREAKING: Professional soccer players Michael Kaiser and Isagi Yoichi spotted on a date?
突发新闻：职业足球运动员Michael Kaiser 和 Isagi Yoichi 被目击约会？
[Image attached: a blurry photograph of the two players in what was obviously a very expensive restaurant in Munich. Isagi’s face is half-obscured by a black cap, but he has a wide, prominent smile on his face. Across from him, Kaiser’s expression betrays nothing.]
[附图：一张模糊的照片，显示两位球员在慕尼黑一家显然非常昂贵的餐厅里。Isagi的脸被黑色帽子遮住了一半，但他脸上露出宽大的笑容。坐在他对面的Kaiser则面无表情。]
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no. 1 kaiser fan @emperorscrown
不，第一 kaiser 粉丝 @皇帝之冠
replying to @newsdaily_sports
回复 @新闻每日体育
WHAT THE FUCK 搞什么鬼
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Bachira Meguru ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
Meguru Bachira ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
replying to @newsdaily_sports
回复 @newsdaily_sports
@isagi_yoichi_official ????????
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Bachira Meguru ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
八神光 ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
replying to @bachira_meguwu
回复 @bachira_meguwu
@michael_kaiser @alexis.ness @yoitshiori @kurona_ranze @raichi_jingo @realkunigamirensuke @yukimiya_kenyu @jinkiyoraaa @ggagamaru
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ITOSHI RIN IS MY POOKIE BEAR @bluelockunlocked
ITOSHI RIN 是我的小熊 @bluelockunlocked
replying to @bachira_meguwu
回复 @bachira_meguwu
no way bro pinged half of bastard 💀💀💀
不可能吧，兄弟，@了一半的混蛋 💀💀💀
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Kurona Ranze ✔️ @kurona_ranze
replying to @bachira_meguwu
回复 @bachira_meguwu
No comment. 无可奉告。
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KAISAGI IS REAL @kaisagist
KAISAGI 是真的 @kaisagist
replying to @newsdaily_sports
回复 @newsdaily_sports
HOLY FUCK I TOLD YALL I WASNT DELUSIONAL
我靠，我早就告诉你们我不是疯了
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daily nagi content @nagisushiro
每日凪内容 @nagisushiro
replying to @kaisagist 回复 @kaisagist
my apologies kaisagi stans i wasnt familiar with your game 🙏
抱歉，Kaisagi 的粉丝们，我对你们的游戏不太熟悉🙏
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echo @echonz 回声 @echonz
replying to @kaisagist 回复 @kaisagist
why do the shippers always ruin everything smh not like isagi hasnt been photographed on previous “dates” with his friends before also kaiser and isagi hate each other why would they ever date lmaos
为什么船员们总是毁了一切，摇头叹息。又不是 isagi 以前没被拍到和朋友们“约会”的照片，还有 kaiser 和 isagi 互相讨厌，他们怎么会约会呢，笑死
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Hiori Yo ✔️ @yoitshiori
replying to @echonz 回复 @echonz
stfu 闭嘴
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KAISAGI IS REAL @kaisagist
KAISAGI 是真的 @kaisagist
replying to @yoitshiori 回复 @yoitshiori
HOLY FUCK 我靠
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Yui 🌸 @yuuuiii._. 结衣 🌸 @yuuuiii._.
replying to @yoitshiori 回复 @yoitshiori
if THE hiori yo told me to stfu AND ratioed me in the same tweet i could never show my face in public again
如果 THE hiori yo 让我闭嘴，并在同一条推文中对我进行比率化，我可能永远不敢在公共场合露面了
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BASTARD MÜNCHEN OFFICIAL @bm_official
BASTARD MÜNCHEN 官方 @bm_official
We are aware of a photograph concerning two of our players that is currently circulating online. Our legal team is in contact with the reporter who posted the image. We will be releasing an official statement by the end of the week. In the meantime, we ask that you avoid spreading false information and harassing the players involved. Thank you for supporting BASTARD MÜNCHEN.
我们注意到一张涉及我们两名球员的照片正在网上流传。我们的法律团队正在与发布该照片的记者联系。我们将在本周末发布官方声明。在此期间，我们恳请您不要传播虚假信息或骚扰相关球员。感谢您对 BASTARD MÜNCHEN 的支持。
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Nagi Seishiro ✔️ @ngssr 凪诚士郎 ✔️ @ngssr
replying to @bm_official 回复 @bm_official
@isagi_yoichi_official so are you actually dating kaiser
@isagi_yoichi_official 所以你真的在和 kaiser 交往吗
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chocolatecrispcookies @kookiekrisp
巧克力脆饼干 @kookiekrisp
replying to @ngssr 回复 @ngssr
out here asking the real questions
在这里提出真正的问题
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Mikage Reo ✔️ @mikage_reo
御影玲王 ✔️ @mikage_reo
replying to @ngssr 回复 @ngssr
Nagi! You can’t just ask that!
纳吉！你不能就这么问啊！
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Nagi Seishiro ✔️ @ngssr 凪城圣志郎 ✔️ @ngssr
replying to @mikage_reo 回复 @mikage_reo
hassle 麻烦
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Trending 热门话题
1. Isagi Yoichi
2. KAISAGI DATE 2. 海崎约会
3. Michael Kaiser
4. THEY’RE DATING 4. 他们在约会
5. Bastard München 5. 混蛋慕尼黑
Reddit, Tuesday Reddit，星期二
r/Kaisagi
posted by stitches_of_glitches 43 min. ago
由 stitches_of_glitches 发布于 43 分钟前
In honor of the recent Kaisagi date incident (yes, that one, link), I am (re?)uploading clips from their time together in Blue Lock’s Neo Egoist League because we all know this was the actual HEIGHT of their romance.
为纪念最近的 Kaisagi 约会事件（没错，就是那个，链接在此），我（重新？）上传了他们在蓝锁新自我主义联赛期间的视频片段，因为我们大家都知道，这实际上是他们浪漫之巅的时刻。
[attached video: Kaiser and Isagi’s first meeting in Blue Lock. The camera zooms in on Kaiser lifting Isagi’s chin]
[附带视频：Kaiser 和 Isagi 在蓝锁中的首次相遇。镜头聚焦在 Kaiser 抬起 Isagi 下巴的瞬间]
[attached video: Kaiser catching Isagi when the latter passed out from exhaustion after Bastard München’s match against Manshine City]
[附带视频：Kaiser 在 Isagi 因与曼城恶魔队的比赛后精疲力尽而昏倒时接住了他]
[attached video: Kaiser thanking Isagi during Bastard München’s match against Paris X Gen]
[附带视频：Kaiser 在 Bastard München 对阵巴黎 X Gen 的比赛中感谢 Isagi]
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reply by toortle 回复者：toortle
The tension. The rivalry. The fights, and all the soft moments in between. Kaisagi is PEAK enemies to lovers.
紧张感。敌对关系。战斗，以及其间所有的温柔时刻。Kaisagi 是‘从敌人到恋人’的巅峰。
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reply by bearysweet 回复者：bearysweet
theres so much nostalgia in this singular thread im actually gonna cry
这条帖子里的怀旧感太浓了，我真要哭了
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reply by pistachoo 回复者：pistachoo
can we talk about how much they’ve mellowed out since then??? like, sure, they’re still competing to see who scores more goals in a match, but there’s so much less hostility between them now???
我们能聊聊他们从那时起变得多么温和了吗？当然，他们仍然在比赛中竞争谁进的球更多，但现在他们之间的敌意少了很多？？？
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reply by flowercastle 回复者：花堡
like the time when kaiser went to pick up isagi from the airport when isagi transferred to bm;;; like, its so obvious someone (read: probably noa) forced him to go bc he looked so awkward standing there but he still went anyways and helped!!! isagi!!! with his stuff!!!
就像那次kaiser去机场接isagi，因为isagi转机到 bm;;; 就像，很明显是有人（读作：可能是 noa）逼他去的，因为他站在那里看起来很尴尬，但他还是去了，还帮忙搬了isagi的行李！！！
[clip here because i know some of yall are looking for it]
[这里剪辑一下，因为我知道你们有些人正在找]
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reply by Anonymous 匿名回复
Kaisagi fans stay winning!!
Kaisagi 粉丝持续胜利！！
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Twitter, Wednesday 推特，星期三
Isagi Yoichi ✔️ @isagi_yoichi_official
I’m trending? 我上热搜了？
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Isagi Yoichi ✔️ @isagi_yoichi_official
replying to @isagi_yoichi_official
回复@isagi_yoichi_official
Oh 哦
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Bachira Meguru ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
八神光 ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
replying to @isagi_yoichi_official
回复 @isagi_yoichi_official
can you reply to my messages
你能回复我的消息吗
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Isagi Yoichi ✔️ @isagi_yoichi_official
replying to @bachira_meguwu
回复 @bachira_meguwu
Will be making an announcement on Friday!
将于周五发布公告！
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Bachira Meguru ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
八木勇征 ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
replying to @isagi_yoichi_official
回复@isagi_yoichi_official
????? ARE YOU IGNORING ME??????
你是不是在无视我？！！！！
[GIF attached: screaming cat]
[附带 GIF：尖叫的猫]
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KAISAGI IS REAL @kaisagist
KAISAGI 是真的 @kaisagist
replying to @isagi_yoichi_official
回复@isagi_yoichi_official
HOLD UP DID ISAGI JUST STRAIGHT UP NOT DENY THE DATING ALLEGATIONS HELLO @isagi_yoichi_official WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
等等，ISAGI 这是直接不否认恋爱传闻了吗？@isagi_yoichi_official 这是什么意思啊
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Isagi Yoichi ✔️ @isagi_yoichi_official
replying to @kaisagist 回复@kaisagist
Please look out for the announcement on Friday! 🙏🏻
请留意周五的公告！ 🙏🏻
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KAISAGI IS REAL @kaisagist
KAISAGI 是真的 @kaisagist
replying to @isagi_yoichi_official
回复@isagi_yoichi_official
HOLY FUCK *THE* ISAGI YOICHI REPLIED TO ME IM GONNA IMPLODENEKFJKENDNS
我靠*那个*ISAGI YOICHI回复我了我要原地爆炸了啊啊啊啊啊
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fade | commissions open! @fadeintoshad0ws
fade | 委托开放！@fadeintoshad0ws
replying to @kaisagist 回复 @kaisagist
congratulations on hit tweet non oomf
恭喜你的推文爆红，非目标受众
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KAISAGI IS REAL @kaisagist
KAISAGI 是真的 @kaisagist
replying to @fadeintoshad0ws
回复 @fadeintoshad0ws
thank you non oomf 😔💪
谢谢非熟人 😔💪
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Twitter, Thursday 推特，星期四
Michael Kaiser ✔️ @michael_kaiser
Michael Kaiser ✔️ @迈克尔_凯撒
what is kaisagi 什么是 Kaisagi
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no. 1 kaiser fan @emperorscrown
不。1 kaiser 粉丝 @皇帝之冠
replying to @michael_kaiser
回复 @michael_kaiser
WHAT 什么
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KAISAGI IS REAL @kaisagist
KAISAGI 是真的 @kaisagist
replying to @michael_kaiser
回复 @michael_kaiser
kjgfkfjjsfji I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
kjgfkfjjsfji 我再也受不了了
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Hiori Yo ✔️ @yoitshiori
replying to @michael_kaiser
回复 @michael_kaiser
@alexis.ness shut up @alexis.ness 闭嘴
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Alexis Ness ✔️ @alexis.ness
亚历克西斯·内斯 ✔️ @alexis.ness
replying to @yoitshiori 回复 @yoitshiori
? ？
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Hiori Yo ✔️ @yoitshiori
replying to @alexis.ness 回复@alexis.ness
do NOT tell him
千万别告诉他
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Alexis Ness ✔️ @alexis.ness
亚历克西斯·内斯 ✔️ @alexis.ness
replying to @yoitshiori 回复 @yoitshiori
I wasn't planning to?
我没打算这么做？
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Hiori Yo ✔️ @yoitshiori
replying to alexis.ness 回复 alexis.ness
Good. 很好。
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Michael Kaiser ✔️ @michael_kaiser
Michael Kaiser ✔️ @迈克尔_凯撒
replying to @yoitshiori 回复 @yoitshiori
tell me what? 告诉我什么？
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Hiori Yo ✔️ @yoitshiori
replying to @michael_kaiser
回复@michael_kaiser
nothing 没什么
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Hiori Yo ✔️ @yoitshiori
replying to @yoitshiori 回复 @yoitshiori
@alexis.ness if you tell him i will find and end your entire bloodline i have my ways
@alexis.ness 如果你告诉他，我会找到并终结你整个血脉，我有我的办法
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Hiori Yo ✔️ @yoitshiori
replying to @yoitshiori 回复 @yoitshiori
also @raichi_jingo lets make a bet
还有 @raichi_jingo 我们来打个赌吧
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Raichi Jingo ✔️ @raichi_jingo
雷池仁吾 ✔️ @raichi_jingo
replying to @yoitshiori 回复@yoitshiori
FUCK YOU 去你的
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Kurona Ranze ✔️ @kurona_ranze
黑乃兰世 ✔️ @kurona_ranze
replying to @raichi_jingo
回复 @raichi_jingo
@yoitshiori @raichi_jingo PR, PR
@yoitshiori @raichi_jingo 宣传，宣传
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Twitter, Friday 推特，星期五
Isagi Yoichi ✔️ @isagi_yoichi_official
Hello everyone! This is Isagi Yoichi. I have an announcement to make regarding the incident that happened earlier this week. First of all, I would like to clarify that the photograph of me and Kaiser is not fabricated, I was indeed together with Kaiser that night. Secondly, I would like to confirm that the dating rumours surrounding us are in fact true. Yes, I am dating Michael Kaiser. I understand that this might come as a surprise to many of you, given the rocky start to our relationship, but I want to assure you that I am very happy in this relationship. Lastly, I understand that there may be concerns about how my career would be affected going forth, please rest assured that I will not be letting my personal relationships affect the integrity or the quality of my plays. I will continue to aim to be the best striker in the world. To my family, friends and fans, thank you for your support!
大家好！我是Isagi Yoichi。关于本周早些时候发生的事件，我有一个声明要发表。首先，我想澄清一下，我和Kaiser的照片并非伪造，那晚我的确与Kaiser在一起。其次，我想确认围绕我们的恋爱传闻确实是真的。是的，我正在与Michael Kaiser交往。我知道这对许多人来说可能是个意外，考虑到我们关系的坎坷开端，但我希望大家放心，我在这段关系中非常幸福。最后，我理解大家可能会担心我的职业生涯会因此受到影响，请放心，我不会让个人关系影响到我比赛的诚信或质量。我会继续努力成为世界上最好的前锋。对我的家人、朋友和粉丝们，感谢你们的支持！
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KAISAGI IS REAL (CANON) @kaisagist
KAISAGI 是真的（正史）@kaisagist
replying to @isagi_yoichi_official
回复@isagi_yoichi_official
JCKEJDISJXIDNSJSK I HAVE DIED AND ASCENDED TO HEAVEN SOMEONE HOLD MEICJDJDJSNSNS
JCKEJDISJXIDNSJSK 我死了，升天了，谁来抱抱我 ICJDJDJSNSNS
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Bachira Meguru ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
八神光 ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
replying to @isagi_yoichi_official
回复 @isagi_yoichi_official
why did you choose the annoying german twink
你为什么选了那个烦人的德国小鬼
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Bachira Meguru ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
八神光 ✔️ @bachira_meguwu
replying to @bachira_meguwu
回复 @bachira_meguwu
not you @alexis.ness youre ok
不是你 @alexis.ness 你还好
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Alexis Ness ✔️ @alexis.ness
亚历克西斯·内斯 ✔️ @alexis.ness
replying to @bachira_meguwu
回复 @bachira_meguwu
:)
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Michael Kaiser ✔️ @michael_kaiser
Michael Kaiser ✔️ @迈克尔_凯撒
Yoichi and I are dating. If anyone has a problem with it, don’t.
Yoichi 和我正在交往。如果有人对此有意见，请保留。
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no. 2 kaiser fan @emperorscrown
不。2 kaiser 粉丝 @皇帝之冠
replying to @michael_kaiser
回复 @michael_kaiser
Congratulations! 恭喜！
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the one stick @onestickman
那根棍子 @onestickman
replying to @emperorscrown
回复 @emperorscrown
why did you change your name
你为什么改名字了
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no. 2 kaiser fan @emperorscrown
不，2 号 kaiser 粉丝 @皇帝之冠
replying to @onestickman 回复 @一根棍子男
bc im not fighting with kaisers bf for no1
因为我不为第一而与凯撒的男友争斗
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BASTARD MÜNCHEN OFFICIAL @bm_official
巴斯塔德·慕尼黑官方 @bm_official
We would like to congratulate our players Michael Kaiser (@michael_kaiser) and Isagi Yoichi (@isagi_yoichi_official) on their relationship! We wish them all the best! Thank you for supporting BASTARD MÜNCHEN.
我们衷心祝贺我们的选手Michael Kaiser（@michael_kaiser）和Isagi Yoichi（@isagi_yoichi_official）公开恋情！祝愿他们幸福美满！感谢大家对 BASTARD MÜNCHEN 的支持。
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luna @lunalost 露娜 @露娜迷失
replying to @bm_official 回复 @bm_official
is no one gonna talk about the difference in isagis and kaisers announcements LMAO
没人要讨论一下伊佐木和凯撒的公告差异吗，笑死
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Hiori Yo ✔️ @yoitshiori
replying to @bm_official 回复 @bm_official
@raichi_jingo pay up loser
@raichi_jingo 付钱吧，输家
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Raichi Jingo ✔️ @raichi_jingo
雷池仁吾 ✔️ @raichi_jingo
replying to @yoitshiori 回复 @yoitshiori
FUCK 操
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