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Questions are swirling in the wake of President Biden's withdrawal from the presidential campaign. What is Kamala Harris? Why is Kamala Harris? And who will she pick for her VP?
拜登总统退出总统竞选后，各种问题纷至沓来。什么是卡马拉-哈里斯？为什么是卡马拉-哈里斯？她会选择谁作为副总统？

Thanks to a tough bit of investigative journalism, we at the Babylon Bee have recovered Kamala Harris' shortlist of picks for Vice-President, which was helpfully written in crayon on a used Arby's napkin. Take a look!
经过一番艰苦的新闻调查，我们《巴比伦蜜蜂报》找到了卡马拉-哈里斯的副总统候选人候选名单，该名单是用蜡笔写在一张用过的阿比餐巾纸上的。一起来看看吧！

1. The White Witch: No, not Gretchen Whitmer, just the one from Narnia.
   白女巫不，不是格雷琴-惠特默，只是纳尼亚里的那个。

2. Joe Biden: One good turn deserves another. Plus, he's sharp as a tack.
   乔-拜登：一个好的转变值得另一个好的转变。另外，他还很聪明。

3. A clean, articulate black man: Any one will do.
   一个干净利落、能说会道的黑人：谁都行

4. The buff Asian guy from Bloodsport: America's enemies will cower in fear.
   《血战钢锯岭》里的亚洲帅哥美国的敌人会吓得畏缩不前。

5. Jack Daniels: Finally, a VP who can provide proper emotional support.
   杰克-丹尼尔斯终于有一位副总统能提供适当的情感支持了。

6. One of the women from the 2016 all-female reboot of Ghostbusters: They were trailblazers for women everywhere.
   2016 年全女性重启版《捉鬼敢死队》中的女性之一：她们是各地女性的开拓者。

7. Ilhan Omar: Nothing like a little impeachment insurance.
   伊尔汗-奥马尔（Ilhan Omar）：没有什么比弹劾更保险了。

8. Secret Service Director Kim Cheatle: So Kamala can look more competent by comparison.
   特勤局局长金-切特尔这样卡马拉就能显得更有能力了

9. Justin Trudeau: It would be great to get another woman on the ticket.
   贾斯汀-特鲁多（Justin Trudeau）：如果票上能有另一位女性，那就太好了。

10. Michael Obama: It'll be a historic Black Woman, Black Man Ticket.
    迈克尔-奥巴马这将是一张历史性的 "黑人女性、黑人男性 "选票。

11. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: She did an amazing portrayal of Kamala in Veep.
    朱莉娅-路易斯-德雷福斯：她在《副总统》中将卡马拉演绎得淋漓尽致。

12. Electric school buses: Kamala LOVES them.
    电动校车卡马拉爱死它们了

Making a choice for VP will surely be a tough choice with all those options. We'll stay tuned to see who she picks.
在这么多的选择中，副总统的人选肯定是一个艰难的抉择。我们将继续关注她的选择。

NOT SATIRE:Don't Want What College Is Offering? Do This Instead.
不是讽刺：不想要大学提供的东西？请这样做。

Over the past decade, our team at Praxis has helped hundreds of young adults start their careers, build skills, grow their networks, navigate their job hunts, and develop a roadmap for their futures.
在过去的十年中，我们的 Praxis 团队已经帮助数百名年轻人开始了他们的职业生涯，培养了技能，发展了人际网络，为他们的求职之路导航，并为他们的未来制定了路线图。

We know what it takes to succeed without college, and we'd like to share this knowledge with you and your family. Because we think it's important you're aware of your options. Especially considering the cost of college and average outcomes for graduates today.
我们深知不上大学也能成功的道理，我们希望与您和您的家人分享这些知识。因为我们认为，让您了解自己的选择非常重要。特别是考虑到当今大学的费用和毕业生的平均成绩。

That's why we created 5 Tips for Opting Out of College Successfully: A Short Course in Winning the Early Innings of Your Career Without A Degree.
《这就是为什么我们创建了 "成功选择不上大学的 5 个技巧"：在没有学位的情况下赢得职业生涯初期的短期课程》。

It's a 45-minute workshop jam-packed with tips and exercises to help your teen or young adult gain career clarity, learn how to create value, grow his or her network, and achieve career success - even if they don't go to college.
这是一个 45 分钟的工作坊，其中包含各种技巧和练习，帮助您的青少年或年轻人明确职业方向、学习如何创造价值、拓展人际网络并取得职业成功--即使他们没有上大学。

As an added bonus for The Babylon Bee subscribers, now through the end of July, we're offering a $1,500 scholarship for any student who applies and is accepted for our Fall 2024 program.
作为对《巴比伦蜜蜂报》订阅者的额外奖励，从现在起到 7 月底，我们将为任何申请并被 2024 年秋季课程录取的学生提供 1500 美元的奖学金。

You can access the full workshop for free by following this link.
您可以通过以下链接免费获取完整的研讨会内容。

Watch how a D.E.I. consultant magically turns a video game into... well, something else entirely.
观看 D.E.I. 顾问如何神奇地将视频游戏变成......嗯，完全不同的东西。